Wsol and scientists walk into a bar

As a CERN scientist walks into their favorite pub after a long day of colliding particles, they spot an unusual trio at the bar: John Wsol, a cosmologist, and a quantum physicist. The CERN scientist, intrigued, decides to join them.

John Wsol

"Bartender, I'll have a Cosmic Onion Martini, shaken not stirred, with exactly 4.27093383764859e25 olive molecules, please."

Cosmologist

"Make mine a Dark Energy Daiquiri. And don't worry if you spill some - the glass will just accelerate away from the puddle anyway."

Quantum Physicist

"I'll have a Schrödinger's Shots - but don't observe them or they might collapse into definite states!"

The CERN scientist,

amused, orders a Higgs Boson Brew and turns to the group. "So, what brings you all together? Solving the mysteries of the universe over drinks?"

John Wsol

"Actually, we're discussing how my Cosmological Relativity framework might revolutionize our understanding of space-time. Did you know that the speed of light should really be 299,792,459 m/s?"

Cosmologist

"Oh boy, here we go again with the numerology..."

Quantum Physicist

"Hey, at least it's more precise than my measurements. I can tell you the exact position of this barstool or how fast it's moving, but not both!"

The quantum-neurologist, who's been quiet until now, pipes up

"Speaking of precision, have you considered how quantum effects in microtubules might influence consciousness? It's all connected, you know."

CERN Scientist

"Connected? Like entanglement? Because I'm feeling pretty entangled with this Higgs Boson Brew already."

John Wsol

"Exactly! It's all about the quantum-coupling wave numbers. The universe is just a giant, expanding onion of time layers!"

Cosmologist

"An onion? I thought it was more like a cosmic web."

Quantum Physicist

"Or a superposition of all possible onions and webs until we observe it!"

The bartender, overhearing the conversation, leans in

"You know, I always thought the universe was like a good cocktail - a perfect blend of different elements, best enjoyed without overthinking it."

The group pauses, considering this profound barkeeper wisdom.

CERN Scientist

"Well, I propose a toast - to the universe, in all its mysterious, quantum, cosmic, neurological, onion-y glory. May we never stop exploring its depths, even if it means occasionally getting into heated debates in bars!"

They all raise their glasses, each containing a unique blend of scientific theories and alcohol, unified in their pursuit of understanding the cosmos - one drink at a time.